They come in different forms and sizes. There is a cyclops-like monster branded with decals; a small, glitchy one who wields a pink key as a weapon; a metal masked one and one with a teddy-bear for a head.

They have different speeds and attack damage but the player's weapon can immediately dispel all but the metal one who takes two hits instead. They hide in the "Useless Garage", awaiting a victim who stumbles upon them and then they strike as a group.

Using evidence from the Storytellers, it can be assumed that they are workers who have been cast out into this strange realm and as a result have lost themselves.

They also appear as spawnable characters in Urban Baseplate in the catalogue.